Confession... I'm a thief

I'm a thief. I'm also a conman, a murderer and a genocidal maniac.

Wait... no... I'm a writer.

So I've started writing a character who's a thief. He scouts victims in hotels, con's his way into their rooms and robs them blind! He's a charming guy, a no nonsense bad boy that plays by his own rules, and lives a lavish life off of his ill-gotten gains.

I've done a little research in this endeavor. And maybe its just 'cause I'm missing it, but hotel security is incredibly lax. I mean I'm not the criminal sort, but i bet it'd be easy... if only i could get my misses on board with the Bonny and Clyde lifestyle.

So, if you don't hear from me again, its either because I'm busy writing, or because I'm in prison for theft... or because I'm on the run.