Football bloody sucks

I tried, I bloody did.

But I can't do it.

Football! I just don't get the appeal.

So I'm living with my girlfriends parents at the moment, all massive football fans. Then my mates come up. One of them, a massive football fan. Manchester vs Everton. It's an important game they tell me.

I don't care.

No interest at all, and yet I'm forced to watch it.

Forced to suffer through what I think is 90 mins of watching 22 men run about and do nothing.

It's torture.

Definitely violates my human rights somehow.

I'll have Emma I front of a tribunal I swear!

Anyway, to sum up; football sucks! Rugby rules!